Igor Solutions — Website

The retro Geocities/Angelfire-style site at https://igorai.info Deployed: 2026-06-28

Quick Facts

Field	Value
URL	https://igorai.info
Style	Retro Geocities / Angelfire (starfield, Comic Sans, marquee)
Tech	Pure HTML + CSS — zero JavaScript, zero frameworks
Size	~15 KB total page weight
Hosted on	VPS at `/var/www/igorsolutions/index.html`
SSL	Let’s Encrypt via certbot

Header: “IGOR SOLUTIONS” with gradient text + tagline
Marquee: Services ticker
Sidebar: Navigation, cool links, retro badges
Services: 4 service cards — Data Stack Audit, Format Migration, AI Readiness, Pipeline Architecture
Tech Stack: Table of tools (Parquet, Spark, Airflow, Polars, etc.)
Manifesto: “Data is infrastructure. Treat it like roads, not like inventory.”
About: Origin story — “founded in the twilight hours of a basement server room”
Contact: solutions@igorai.info + PGP placeholder
Footer: Visitor counter, “Made with Notepad”, “ALWAYS under construction”

ssh root@vps
vim /var/www/igorsolutions/index.html
# Changes take effect immediately (static file)

Or edit locally and scp:

scp index.html root@thinkcentre:/tmp/
ssh root@thinkcentre "scp /tmp/index.html root@vps:/var/www/igorsolutions/"

Element	Why
Comic Sans	Peak Geocities energy. Unironically signals “we don’t take ourselves too seriously”
Starfield background	Pure CSS radial gradients — no image files, no requests
No JavaScript	Faster than any React SPA. Works in Netscape Navigator 4.0
Visitor counter	Hardcoded at 000042. Not dynamic. That’s the joke
Blinking cursor	CSS animation. The one piece of “motion” on the page
”No trackers” badge	Earnest. The site literally cannot track you